Fifty Shades of Grey
The story of Clumsy McBlushalot and the Enigmatic man is terrible. There really is no story. I'll give it 1.5 to 2 I think. If you want a beautifully written BDSM themed novel go read Comfort Object by Annabel Joseph. Very, very vanilla. I skimmed the sex scenes, they were boring. There was no blushing from this girl (except when the MC made a fool of herself).
